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jinglehellmods ([personal profile] jinglehellmods) wrote in [community profile] jinglehells2017-12-22 10:38 am
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on the third day of christmas my true love gave to me a trial to see whodunit





WHO KILLED CHRISTMAS?

Four hours pass. Thug Dangerzone and Brasco move all the tables together (with no help from Starshine) and the "trial room" such that it is, is set. One long table with plenty of standing room if you aren't feeling like getting buddy buddy with your new best friends. No one seems to have wanted to move the body, so right next to the long table is Kido, sort of covered with the tablecloth. (Was it made to be a reminder, of what you've lost? Or are they just lazy?)

On each spot at the table is a sandwich and apple cider, and that basket sits ominously in the middle of the table as a gruesome centerpiece reminder. Next to the food is a pen and a small notebook, like the kind they use on police procedural.

After everyone is seated, or at least standing awkwardly around, Starshine goes to stand at the head of the table and claps her hands to get everyone's attention. "Hello everyone. I hope you used your four hours wisely!" She sets a piece of paper on the table, with a variety of names. "Here's your suspect list. We were doing a little digging while you guys were busy poking around, so we've determined it's one of these idiots. Please discuss among yourself who did it. When you're ready, write their name on the paper and hand it to one of us and we'll count. When a majority of you have all written the same name, we'll stop. Or, uh, I guess if you waste enough of our time."

She looks from Brasco to Thug Dangerzone and then back to the table and the gathered masses. She waves her hand in a sweeping gesture in front of everyone, "Let the Hunger Games begin!"



23 GUESTS REMAIN

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princesstarshine: (Default)

[personal profile] princesstarshine 2017-12-23 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[ she just laughs ]

Princesses don't kill people, obviously.
thatdarkmage: (> twelve)

[personal profile] thatdarkmage 2017-12-23 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Not where I come from!

So that sounds like an awfully silly defense to me.
princesstarshine: (Default)

[personal profile] princesstarshine 2017-12-23 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, then, I guess because I didn't care about this guy enough to kill him?
thatdarkmage: (> seven)

[personal profile] thatdarkmage 2017-12-23 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
That's much better.

[ henry pls ]
princesstarshine: (Default)

[personal profile] princesstarshine 2017-12-23 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Great, then there's your answer!
theothermrgray: (hmph)

[personal profile] theothermrgray 2017-12-23 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Apperently princes can. We have a nobleman the suspect list.
princesstarshine: (Default)

[personal profile] princesstarshine 2017-12-23 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm pretty sure that guy wouldn't hurt a fly.
theothermrgray: (mild interest)

[personal profile] theothermrgray 2017-12-23 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Then why did you list him as a suspect?
princesstarshine: (Default)

[personal profile] princesstarshine 2017-12-23 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
It was a collective effort.
theothermrgray: (hmph)

[personal profile] theothermrgray 2017-12-23 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
.... Fair enough.
acherontiastyx: I SAW YOU SWITCH PLACES WITH B (who used up all the tapu cocoa mix)

[personal profile] acherontiastyx 2017-12-23 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you really expect me to believe that. You're in a position of hereditary power, holmes. That makes you the most likely suspect.
princesstarshine: (Default)

[personal profile] princesstarshine 2017-12-23 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh, why? Don't you kill people because you want power? I'm the first born in a matriarchal society. I was born and blessed by the moon.
acherontiastyx: hell yeah. (right in the trash.)

[personal profile] acherontiastyx 2017-12-23 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
People who are just kinda handed power from birth and told they're hot stuff from day one are more likely to abuse the crap out of it, though.
princesstarshine: (Default)

[personal profile] princesstarshine 2017-12-23 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, and make people do shit for them. Buddy can't do anything for me if he's dead.
acherontiastyx: yeah. (oh.)

[personal profile] acherontiastyx 2017-12-23 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
...

Yeah. I guess... that's fair enough.