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jinglehellmods ([personal profile] jinglehellmods) wrote in [community profile] jinglehells2017-12-22 10:38 am
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on the third day of christmas my true love gave to me a trial to see whodunit





WHO KILLED CHRISTMAS?

Four hours pass. Thug Dangerzone and Brasco move all the tables together (with no help from Starshine) and the "trial room" such that it is, is set. One long table with plenty of standing room if you aren't feeling like getting buddy buddy with your new best friends. No one seems to have wanted to move the body, so right next to the long table is Kido, sort of covered with the tablecloth. (Was it made to be a reminder, of what you've lost? Or are they just lazy?)

On each spot at the table is a sandwich and apple cider, and that basket sits ominously in the middle of the table as a gruesome centerpiece reminder. Next to the food is a pen and a small notebook, like the kind they use on police procedural.

After everyone is seated, or at least standing awkwardly around, Starshine goes to stand at the head of the table and claps her hands to get everyone's attention. "Hello everyone. I hope you used your four hours wisely!" She sets a piece of paper on the table, with a variety of names. "Here's your suspect list. We were doing a little digging while you guys were busy poking around, so we've determined it's one of these idiots. Please discuss among yourself who did it. When you're ready, write their name on the paper and hand it to one of us and we'll count. When a majority of you have all written the same name, we'll stop. Or, uh, I guess if you waste enough of our time."

She looks from Brasco to Thug Dangerzone and then back to the table and the gathered masses. She waves her hand in a sweeping gesture in front of everyone, "Let the Hunger Games begin!"



23 GUESTS REMAIN

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princesstarshine: (Default)

[personal profile] princesstarshine 2017-12-23 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess I'll just pick who I think did it.
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[personal profile] viperess 2017-12-23 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
And who would that be, out of curiosity?
princesstarshine: (Default)

[personal profile] princesstarshine 2017-12-23 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, wait, you really want to hear my theory?

[ shes....surprised?? ]
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[personal profile] viperess 2017-12-23 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
If you have one to share. All opinions are valid at the moment.
princesstarshine: (Default)

[personal profile] princesstarshine 2017-12-23 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay.

[ princess starshine takes a deep breath ]

Here's what I think: this Kido guy got up in the middle of the night to go downstairs to use the bathroom even though there isn't one down here because he thought he needed some privacy, right? Like, you know, some people hate using the bathroom when others are around.

So he came down here and, oh, shit, Santa was here. So he went to say hi because Santa was jacking our cookies in the kitchen and making himself a sandwich. Except, bitch, you thought -- it WASN'T Santa, it was the evil Krampus! And Santa transformed into Krampus and fought a valiant fight with this dude, cut his ass with his claws, and they fought on in here, and then the Krampus hit him over the head with the full fruit basket and stabbed him through the heart.
commemoration: (☆ ophiuchus)

[personal profile] commemoration 2017-12-23 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I see now...

[Yumemi no do not seriously believe this theory...]
acherontiastyx: yeah. (oh.)

[personal profile] acherontiastyx 2017-12-23 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
...

That's stupid.
theothermrgray: (hmph)

[personal profile] theothermrgray 2017-12-23 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
... Does anyone else have a better theory?

Brasco? Mr. Dangerzone?
secretingredients: (english fruitcake)

[personal profile] secretingredients 2017-12-23 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I mean, stranger things have happened, right?

[ Have they? Have they, really? ]
radicalsix: (AREN_12)

[personal profile] radicalsix 2017-12-23 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I can relate to wanting to have privacy in the bathroom at the very least, but...

[ Is that really what we're latching onto here-- ]
ident17y: (#7)

[personal profile] ident17y 2017-12-23 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
...

[ This face, like wow. ]
letstrythatagain: (30)

[personal profile] letstrythatagain 2017-12-23 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you open to critiques on your theory?
Edited 2017-12-23 19:35 (UTC)
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[personal profile] viperess 2017-12-23 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
...Thank you for sharing.

[ just. ok... ]
thatdarkmage: (> nine)

[personal profile] thatdarkmage 2017-12-23 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh hey! What's going to happen to the person we've voted out?

[ It never did say in the rules!!

Is it gonna be torture, a long-drawn out execution or a slap on the wrist, he wonders...!!! ]
princesstarshine: (Default)

[personal profile] princesstarshine 2017-12-23 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh.....

[ hm ]

I guess we'll put them somewhere they can't murder anyone. I can't just put them out in the storm...but when it's passed, I'll call the cops.
thatdarkmage: (> twelve)

[personal profile] thatdarkmage 2017-12-23 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh. Well, not what I expected but...

[ He shrugs. ]
theothermrgray: (behind me?)

[personal profile] theothermrgray 2017-12-23 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
... Would it be appropriate to ask what you did expect to happen?
thatdarkmage: (> twelve)

[personal profile] thatdarkmage 2017-12-23 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe something a little more unique.
thatdarkmage: (> nine)

[personal profile] thatdarkmage 2017-12-23 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Hmm, he could go into detail but first he's going to mess around because why not!! ]

Oh you know, a little of this, a little of that.