on the third day of christmas my true love gave to me a trial to see whodunit

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WHO KILLED CHRISTMAS?

Four hours pass. Thug Dangerzone and Brasco move all the tables together (with no help from Starshine) and the "trial room" such that it is, is set. One long table with plenty of standing room if you aren't feeling like getting buddy buddy with your new best friends. No one seems to have wanted to move the body, so right next to the long table is Kido, sort of covered with the tablecloth. (Was it made to be a reminder, of what you've lost? Or are they just lazy?)

On each spot at the table is a sandwich and apple cider, and that basket sits ominously in the middle of the table as a gruesome centerpiece reminder. Next to the food is a pen and a small notebook, like the kind they use on police procedural.

After everyone is seated, or at least standing awkwardly around, Starshine goes to stand at the head of the table and claps her hands to get everyone's attention. "Hello everyone. I hope you used your four hours wisely!" She sets a piece of paper on the table, with a variety of names. "Here's your suspect list. We were doing a little digging while you guys were busy poking around, so we've determined it's one of these idiots. Please discuss among yourself who did it. When you're ready, write their name on the paper and hand it to one of us and we'll count. When a majority of you have all written the same name, we'll stop. Or, uh, I guess if you waste enough of our time."

She looks from Brasco to Thug Dangerzone and then back to the table and the gathered masses. She waves her hand in a sweeping gesture in front of everyone, "Let the Hunger Games begin!"

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Comments

[acherontiastyx]

Oh. Weird holiday teleportation stuff only works one way.

[brasco]

Pretty much! Anyway, it won't be so bad. I mean, kinda sucks that a nun apparently went all psycho on a guy, but she'll get hers, so . . . justice is served, kind of?

[acherontiastyx]

I think you should've left that rule out because apparently it's some total reverse psychology garbage. Like. Did you have those rules before.

[brasco]

No! And people died anyway! Anyway, that doesn't make sense, because look: if that were true, laws wouldn't work. It'd be chaos.

[acherontiastyx]

Well, yeah, but this is a way weirder situation than general society, and even then, people still break laws all the time.

[brasco]

Yeah, and then they go to jail, like the nun from hell over there is gonna.