trial 1; verdict

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YOU DID IT

Well done, vacationers! Though you're all supposed to just rest and relax, you put on your detective hats and solved the murder correctly! Agatha Christie would be so proud. We're certain our first victim would be pleased, too, if only he could see you all now . . .

But hey, at least someone's proud of you! "Great job, guys, you did it. You figured it out." Her voice is surely not dripping with sarcasm; that's completely genuine praise she's offering. "Yeah!" Brasco adds, and it's a lot more genuine. "Some people train for years to solve murders like this. Pretty damn good."

Now it's time to say your goodbyes. Don't worry, it won't be forever. We're certain she'll be fine in her little cell, won't she? Off to the side, Brasco and Thug wait to take her away, but they're nice enough to give you all some time together. Don't try anything, though. They're tougher than they look.

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[secretingredients]

Goose feet is delicious! One does not simply put goose feet in a sandwich.

Pig's feet, though! You might be onto something there.

[brasco]

Yeah, there you go! Pig's feet sandwich, that's a perfect last-meal-that-isn't-actually-last.

[secretingredients]

Aw, c'mon. You're saying pig's feet like it's a bad thing.

[ No one wants your pig's feet, Thug. ]

[brasco]

That's because it is, Thug. To literally everyone else on the planet.

[secretingredients]

Psh. That's because you guys haven't actually tried it.