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jinglehellmods ([personal profile] jinglehellmods) wrote in [community profile] jinglehells2017-12-23 01:31 pm
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trial 1; verdict


YOU DID IT









Well done, vacationers! Though you're all supposed to just rest and relax, you put on your detective hats and solved the murder correctly! Agatha Christie would be so proud. We're certain our first victim would be pleased, too, if only he could see you all now . . .

But hey, at least someone's proud of you! "Great job, guys, you did it. You figured it out." Her voice is surely not dripping with sarcasm; that's completely genuine praise she's offering. "Yeah!" Brasco adds, and it's a lot more genuine. "Some people train for years to solve murders like this. Pretty damn good."

Now it's time to say your goodbyes. Don't worry, it won't be forever. We're certain she'll be fine in her little cell, won't she? Off to the side, Brasco and Thug wait to take her away, but they're nice enough to give you all some time together. Don't try anything, though. They're tougher than they look.


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princesstarshine: (Default)

[personal profile] princesstarshine 2017-12-23 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't come complaining to me when the Krampus kills you guys because you didn't listen to my warning.
thatdarkmage: (> twelve)

[personal profile] thatdarkmage 2017-12-23 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ???? ]

You're going to throw this Krampus guy at us because someone killed?

[ Does he have that right. ]
princesstarshine: (Default)

[personal profile] princesstarshine 2017-12-23 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude, I don't control the Krampus.
acherontiastyx: yeah. (oh.)

[personal profile] acherontiastyx 2017-12-23 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
...what is a Krampus, anyway. I don't think we have those where I come from. Just, like, Delibirds that might leave you exploding presents instead of actual presents.
princesstarshine: (Default)

[personal profile] princesstarshine 2017-12-23 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh, hm, lemme try and put this in terms you understand. Do you guys have Abomasnow?
acherontiastyx: yeah. (oh.)

[personal profile] acherontiastyx 2017-12-23 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, like, we don't have 'em in Alola, but I think I kinda get where you're going. Alright. It's some kinda really angry Abomasnow then.
thatdarkmage: (> twelve)

[personal profile] thatdarkmage 2017-12-23 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
And what does an Abomasnow look like? I don't know any creatures like that back at home.

[ Neither a Krampus or an Abomasnow. ]
acherontiastyx: following a pretty but unstable woman into an interdimensional vagina (hell yeah i'll jump right in.)

[personal profile] acherontiastyx 2017-12-23 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
They're kind of like really angry snow-covered pine trees with claws.
princesstarshine: (Default)

[personal profile] princesstarshine 2017-12-23 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, something like that. But it also eats people. Especially children who have been very naughty.
acherontiastyx: yeah. (oh.)

[personal profile] acherontiastyx 2017-12-23 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't put it past a wild Abomasnow, honestly.

But you know, I could probably deal with it if I had my Pokemon, you know.
princesstarshine: (Default)

[personal profile] princesstarshine 2017-12-23 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
You should ask Santa for that.