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jinglehellmods ([personal profile] jinglehellmods) wrote in [community profile] jinglehells2018-01-12 08:19 pm
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trial 4; baby, it's cold inside





WHO KILLED CHRISTMAS?


Starshine and Brasco assemble everyone in the room. The room is extra foreboding and cold after the events of last week, and the raw egg evidence as well as Rider's body have been preserved in the room, so tread carefully.

Starshine slams down the paper for this week with all the suspects and laughs, turning to Brasco and gesturing wildly, pointing at him. "J'accuse, Brasco! This whole time, we've been pointing figures at each other but there was one man we never pointed at. And it's you! And actually, all the rest of the people on this list, too." She looks back at the list and taps it gently, "Oh, yeah, one other thing, I need you to write two names on your paper. Assuming you actually vote, unlike you abstainers," she says it the way someone in the 1950s might say communists. "I deduced that two people definitely killed the two dead people, so have fun with that." She claps her hands, "get to it, my minions!"


11 GUESTS REMAIN

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doublesmall: (don't want you to get it on)

[personal profile] doublesmall 2018-01-13 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm still thinking, alright? Do I look like a fucking detective to you? Pretty sure most of the people who are actually good at this are dead.
thedifferencebetween: (screw you)

[personal profile] thedifferencebetween 2018-01-13 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
You're sure acting like one.

Well if you ask me, it was my robot roommate or creepy kid. They weren't at the sit-in, either. And one of'ems a robot, they have no value for human life.
doublesmall: (and i don't have the right)

[personal profile] doublesmall 2018-01-13 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Your roommate's the one who needed to talk about how he didn't need any help and so on at that meeting of yours too, wasn't he. So with that note this week...

Well, either two people are like that, one got help, or one just decided to get in on the murder. It'd be pretty sad to have two people involved if one wanted to prove their strength, though.
ident17y: (# 11)

[personal profile] ident17y 2018-01-13 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm right here.

[ Yo. ]
doublesmall: (and dip into when we need)

[personal profile] doublesmall 2018-01-13 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I'm aware.

[he has no problem talking about people like this tbh.]

So if you've got a defense better than "because I said I didn't do it", let's hear it.
ident17y: (#6)

[personal profile] ident17y 2018-01-13 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't have any reason to, I know how strong I am. Besides, if I wanted to kill someone why wait this long?

[ He's not offended, just stating. He also has little social couth. ]
doublesmall: (and i don't have the right)

[personal profile] doublesmall 2018-01-13 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
If we're assuming you wanted to kill someone from day one, sure, that'd apply. It's still possible you'd just decide to do it later.
ident17y: (# 10)

[personal profile] ident17y 2018-01-13 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Why? Before or now it doesn't matter.
doublesmall: (i only wanna do bad things to you)

[personal profile] doublesmall 2018-01-13 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
There's still the part where not many people could've shoved a fridge over like that on their own, unless you want to make the argument that you're not actually strong enough for that.
ident17y: (#2)

[personal profile] ident17y 2018-01-13 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
No, I could have. [ And he doesn't seem offended or taken aback by it. To the contrary, he smiles. ]

I'm not the only one who could. And the rest of all of that? Is a waste of time.
Edited 2018-01-13 23:34 (UTC)